Thus spake ‘Mobile’
Yeah…yup:
sleek, oblong-faced, magic wonder I am mostly in your hands or bulging out of
the front/back pocket of your skin-hugging jeans. Some call me ‘mobile’, others
‘cellphone’, ‘smartphone’ or simply ‘phone’. My sizes, colours, shapes and
brand names vary in tune with the demands of ever-changing fashion and style.
Born a bulky 2 kg on 3 April 1973 in your big, mad, chaotic world, I have had
humble beginnings. But now I am a rage and given my range and sweep, I have
even muscled out the humble old cousin of mine, the laid-back ‘landline’ phone
into oblivion. I am now big business with several MNCs vying to outsmart each
other and bring me out in ever new avatars; and therefore I am old the minute I
am out of the womb!
I may be a style
statement for the wannabe young but I am an indispensable go-between for meets,
conferences, events management, rendezvouses, romances, and what not. Thugs and
rogues use me to cheat the gullible; am an instrument for deception, chicanery
and even spying (remember the Pegasus?) for the wily politician, and a weapon
of power, authority and intimidation for the haughty (‘dog-walking’)
bureaucrat; but my heart always beats for the wage-earning labour woman, the
domestic help and the rehriwalla who find me such a useful networking aid to
earn their daily grub. I blush and smile, and relish the pink on the cheeks,
and the throb in their hearts when Romeos and their Juliets finger-tap me to
exchange sweet love messages, songs and emojis. I am a mute witness too to the
cheeky love tangles/triangles and clandestine affairs. Though I am no prude and
stay above human prejudice and his skewed morality, when however things get too
murky, I can act a game spoiler and spill the beans: never mind the volley of
curse and abuse from the lust-smitten philanderers caught with their pants
down! Ha, ha, ha!
And the kids? Hmmm…they just adore me! Entranced by my
magic pull, they ignore parental diktats and don’t miss any chance to grab me –
beg, borrow or ‘conceal’ – and get busy playing games: to hell with the
homework!
Needless to say, my reach is vast and wide
encompassing almost all aspects of human life. With my easy-to-use-disposition,
now the big unwieldy cameras have also almost become relics seen only in the
hands of a handful of professional elites. Now everyone is an ace photographer/videographer
in her/his own right taking pictures/selfies/videos with merry abandon.
Phoning, banking, transacting money, googling to enjoy music, watching movies,
an IPL match or a Netflix thriller– all kinds of entertainment are just a
finger-touch/lip-word away for you. Lucky you are– GenNext guys enjoying the
marvellous gifts of technology though, sadly, oblivious of the silent cries of
earth groaning and writhing under you Sapiens’ vanity and greed.
I was glad at my birth…thought I would do the world
some good. But things seem to be going horribly wrong– thanks to my gross misuse.
Friends, your at-your-service servant always, when you
use me for spreading peace and love, I rejoice. But something in me dies when
you employ me for nefarious activities; to cause hurt and pain; to cheat and
defraud; to wage propaganda wars; peddle hatred; play bulldozer politics; fan
religious/communal discord: through fake messages/videos. Then I squirm and
weep.
A genie I came into the world, a monster I am becoming
and a silent weapon of mass destruction I may end up as. Alas!
Therefore heed when I sing:
प्यार की राह दिखा दुनिया को
रोके जो नफ़रत कि आंधी...
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It is an interesting reading on d evolution of mobile phone, it's uses n abuses.
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